A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me...Read More

Jimmy Piersall, on how to diaper a baby:

"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond, with you at bat.

Then, fold second-base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.

Put first-base and third together...Read More

From Wikipedia: "Ayds (pronounced as "aids") Reducing Plan Candy was an appetite-suppressant candy which enjoyed strong sales in the 1970s and early 1980s and was originally manufactured by The Campana Company. It was ...Read More

Learn How to Sound British or American or a Londoner, by changing just one sound.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (stylized in marketing as Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3) is a 2023 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team Guardians of the Galaxy, produced by Marvel Studios, ...Read More

Some of the most well-known comedians gathered at the Vatican for an audience with the pontiff last year. It was called a "Conclave of Comedians.” Jimmy Fallon, Whoopi Goldberg, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus were in attendance...Read More