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Roger Simon on Dec 6, 2025

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

Women's Quote / February 04, 2026

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

Women's Quote / February 03, 2026

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Women's Quote / February 02, 2026

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Women's Quote / February 01, 2026

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.

Women's Quote / January 31, 2026

Never introduce the Vice-President of the company you work for as the bosses' wife.

Women's Quote / January 30, 2026

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.